FUCK, the Swearing Machine

FUCK, the Swearing Machine

AED 82.00
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Includes any applicable VAT and customs duty.
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To be delivered in 6 - 9 * working days.
100% genuine and new product.
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Summary

In a well-dosed amount, swearing significantly promotes our daily sense of happiness and our satisfaction.

With FUCK, you no longer have to swear yourself, but can let your emotions run wild at the push of a button and feel much more relaxed.

The swearing machine for a relaxed everyday life.

Description

Eigentlich sollte man ja nicht fluchen und schimpfen, aber neueste Studien beweisen: In wohldosierter Menge fördert Schimpfen erheblich unser tägliches Glücksempfinden und unsere Zufriedenheit. Mit Fuck – die Schimpfmaschine muss man nicht mehr selbst loskeifen, sondern kann seinen Emotionen auf Knopfdruck hemmungslos und unbeschwert freien Lauf lassen und fühlt sich gleich viel entspannter.

Product Safety

Warning: Not suitable for children under 3 years. For use under adult supervision

Product Information

Dimension : 126 x 27 x 215 cm
Color : Green
Batteries : 3 LR44 batteries required. (included)
Language: : German
Item Weight : 86 g
Model Number : 9783742301994
Assembly Required : No
Item model number : 9783742301994
Product Dimensions : 126 x 27 x 215 cm; 86 Grams
Batteries Included? : Yes
Batteries Required? : Yes
Manufacturer recommended age : 12 years and up

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FUCK, the Swearing Machine

Includes any applicable VAT and customs duty.
Air shipping cost to be recalculated with delivery address at checkout.
To be delivered in 6 - 9 * working days.
100% genuine and new product.
Credit card / Cash on Delivery

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In the unlikely event of receipt of a defective product, we either replace the product or refund the money paid for the product, depending on the stock availability by the Seller.

For the payment made by credit/debit card, our payment gateway company will refund the amount in full to your bank account of the card.

For Cash On Delivery orders, we will request your bank account info and wire the refund in full to your bank account, except the COD fee AED 15 for UAE.

The following are the refund timeliness associated with each payment method.

Payment Method	Refund Method	Refund Timeliness
Credit Card / Debit Card	Credit Card / Debit Card	2-3 Business working days
Cash On Delivery	Refund to Bank Account	2 business working days

We can’t accept the product return for a mere change of minds for the exchange or replacement after delivery. The return request is accepted only when it is due to product defect, damage reported on delivery or wrong item.